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  • Optimus: Megatron, give up your evil, and live with us in harmony.
  • Megatron: but we have cookies
  • Optimus: Too many cookies will make you fat. Give them up!
  • Megatron: but they're delicious
  • Optimus: Megatron, the Autobots will always prevail. Give up junk food! Eat healthy, like us!
  • Megatron: but cookies
  • Optimus: Megatron...I do not wish to continue this war. Vegetables are what make you healthy. They have more nutrients, and are healthier than your eating habits. Please, Megatron.
  • Megatron: I WILL ALWAYS WIN, PRIME! *stabs Optimus with a popsicle* THIS IS WHY I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS! *strangles Optimus with a donut*